Realisation

There are certain things you don't realize till you do realise, and then there's no way to go back on that realisation.

I had one such realisation before I fell asleep last night, and I'm sure I had a content smile as I drifted off. But now, the realisation just complicates so many things. And I guess I'm just doing the same thing all over again, and no way can I let THAT happen. So if the realisation would just go away everything would be all hunky-dory again.

Things to do in an elevator

I came across these on a facebook group. Some things to do in an elevator. They're absolutely hilarious!

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15. Swat at flies that don't exist.

16. Tell people that you can see their aura.

17. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there"

20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

27. Bring a plastic blow up doll and pretend it is your wife/girlfriend and say "Don't yell at me woman!" and throw her into the wall

Sweet kiss

Just a few days ago, I’d gone to DCC, and there was this cuuuute girl (MashaAllah) of about three. She was having an ice-cream cone and literally had vanilla ice cream all over her face.

While walking, she tugged at her dad’s trousers and he just picked her up and kissed her, getting ice-cream all over his face. And that was just the cutest thing EVER.

You should have seen the look of delight on her face. It made my day.

And I still can’t get over the cuteness of the gesture (Mashaallah MashaAllah), he kissed her not caring about the ice-cream all over her. Aww ♥

One step at a time

I’ve been MIA I know, and no, I’m not giving up on blogging, neither am I giving up on visiting blogs. Give me some time and I promise I’ll be back at all your blogs like I used to be. Also, give me some time to get back to blogging properly. It seems so long since I’ve been around here, and I miss it.

I shall leave you all with something by Rumi.

Collision

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Hurts...

People usually like me. It’s been that way ever since I was kid. Back in school, my teachers always liked me, even my class-mates mostly liked me. Now, my students like me, my colleagues like me, my HoD likes me. Even the maids at work like me. And somehow that hurts. Right now, it really hurts to be liked by them all.

I sound ungrateful. I even feel ungrateful, but that doesn’t help the pain. It still hurts.

Tring tring

I love associating ringtones with people. I think a person's ringtone can tell a lot about them. One of my closest friends had this upbeat hip-hope tone (I forget the name now) for a long time, and trust me it was just SO her.

My ringtone, on the other hand has been, Dancing in the moonlight, for the past two years now. I absolutely love the way the song starts. Not that i don't like the whole song in general but the beginning is really good. One thing it definitely tells about me is that I hate change. If I like something I'm hardly ever willing to change it. Yes, that's not too good a thing, I know.

But that's not what this post is about. Tell me about your ringtone right now? And how long does it usually last?

This should be quite interesting.